I can't remember the last time I didn't have repetitive strain injury. These last few weeks especially I haven't been able to lift anything heavier than a pen or a marshmallow or the full magnitude of Ryan Gigg's public dignity.
(Bit of current affairs there. You're welcome.)
Anyway, I thought I'd share my "writing process".
This is desk.
So writing doesn't take place on desk. It takes place on bed.
Writing is based on notes I've made on printed scripts. Notes to be transferred onto laptop are kept on chair.
When notes are transferred, they go from chair.
And onto floor.